Imagine you’re a Hollywood big-wig with money to burn. Buying into hope and change, you drop a hefty $31,050 to get Barack Obama elected president. …
Yeah, yeah, yeah … it’s a bit crass … but freakin’ funny. …
SAVE YOUR KIDS FROM ‘STAR WARS!’ • ‘One bar scene features “space” drinking, smoking, and shady characters, resulting in the loss of one character’s limb …
‘STAR WARS: EPISODE IV?’ • Why not the entire first trilogy for the British PM? At least he didn’t include ‘Episode I.’ …
BROWN OUT OF NICKELODEAN AWARDS • Well, duh! But why did he have to withdraw his nomination while the kids network was going to let …
ALEC BALDWIN: SUPPLY SIDER • As with Whoopi, the left likes raising taxes, as long as the negative effects don’t impede their lives. …
OSCAR WINNERS LEAKED? • A leaked list of supposedly Oscar winners is making its rounds on the Internets. The original blog that posted it, though …
AWARD FOR NAKED TIME • Can’t say that I mind … just as long as they stick with nominating hot actresses. …
Dolly Parton to the National Press Club on the election of a female president:
“Every 28 days those terrorists better run deeper into them woods.” …
Are reality shows setting unrealistic standards for skanks? (from The Onion — language warning!)
In The Know: Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks? …