The late, great George Carlin on environmentalism.
“The planet is fine. The people are f*cked.”
Happy Earth Day!
From Minnesotans for Global Warming: “2 Below Honey,” to Van Morrison’s “Tupelo Honey.” It’s a touching ode to climate change (via Newsbusters).
There’s been a bumper crop of bad news flowing for the global warming alarmists.
As already noted, the theory of man-made global warming is …
Is Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin stepping on Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s toes?
Last week Palin released what the press is calling an “ambitious” renewable …
More blame for the boomers. Funny song here about global warming by a comedian named Chick.
This morning while flipping back and forth between “The Empire Strikes Back” and reruns of “The Man Show,” I had the unfortunate experience of stopping …
YES, THEY REALLY ARE ‘DEATH PANELS’ • Tragic. What bureaucratic ‘guidelines’ get you.
KWANZAA-ING SEPT. 11 • No ‘War on Terror,’ No ‘Merry Christmas.’
TACTICAL BACON • With a 10-year shelf life, perfect for that bunker, earthquake kit, dorm room or Mormon storage facility. Oh, and it’s BACON!
SO, BUSH VOLUNTEERED TO FLY IN VIETNAM? • More egg on Dan Rather’s face.
I’LL SEE YOUR $9 TRILLION, AND RAISE YOU … • CBO’s ‘optimistic’ projection assumes federal spending is going to fall between now and 2012.
YEAH, BUT WOULD WE PROSECUTE THE CIA OPERATIVES THAT TORTURED THEM? • Best way to deal with a zombie attack? Act swiftly and aggressively to eliminate the threat.
WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? And let’s not even get started with the ’40 acres and a mule’ promise.
DON’T KILL A WHORE WITH FAKE BOOBS • And think you’re gonna get away with it.
‘WE ALL AGREE THAT THE SYSTEM IS IMPLODING’ • In Canada. The answer? ‘Doctors need to develop a plan to cure it.’
THERE’S A REASON I DON’T DRUNK TEXT IN CHINA • Well, in addition to not, you know, being in China.
HOPE AND CHANGE GOES LIMP AGAIN • Apparently, not as many got it on on Election Night as thought (or maybe they just killed their babies at Planned Parenthood).