Adam Savage of “Mythbusters” sings “I Will Survive” in the stylings of Gollum from “Lord of the Rings.” …

TACTICAL BACON • With a 10-year shelf life, perfect for that bunker, earthquake kit, dorm room or Mormon storage facility. Oh, and it’s BACON! …

Suddenly it all makes sense — the empty rhetoric, the flip-flops, the gaffes, the compulsive lies.

White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive …

THERE’S A REASON I DON’T DRUNK TEXT IN CHINA • Well, in addition to not, you know, being in China. …

CAUSE YOUR HANDS SHOULDN’T GO COMMANDO • Except for on Tuesdays, anyway. …

DOES THIS MEAN THE FIRST WOMEN WERE HAGS? • I’m not a Darwinist, but this is arousing news. …

DOLPHINS LAUNCH WORLD DOMINATION SCHEME • ‘We were playing around for a while but then when I wanted to go back in, he just wanted …

Annoying a vegetarian.

Via Right Wing Video. …

“Running at over 1,000 pages and weighing in at 13 pounds, means RESULTS for your body! For only 52 easy payments of $19,231,769,235, you can’t …

I was once in a wedding where I rode a bike down the aisle and then out of the church, but this definitely is unique. …