HOPE AND CHANGE GOES LIMP AGAIN • Apparently, not as many got it on on Election Night as thought (or maybe they just killed their babies at Planned Parenthood).

KILLING HEALTH CARE AS WE KNOW IT • 5 things we’ll lose if Øbamacare becomes reality (from CNN, no less).

DAY IN THE LIFE • 4 p.m.: Visit the local Goodwill store, to find sloppy clothing, such that a liberal might wear.

6 MONTHS LATER, WORSE THAN BUSH • More people think Obama is a failure at this point than they did of George W. Bush. Does that mean Rush was right?

WHY NOT JUST GO COMMANDO? • The same pair of skivvies for 138 days. Suddenly glad I didn’t become an astronaut.

A TALE OF TWO GDPs • Summer 2008, GDP jumps 1.9 percent: “Disappointing.” Summer 2009, GDP shrinks 1 percent: “Glimmer of hope.”

TAX BURDEN OF TOP 1 PERCENT NOW EXCEED THAT OF BOTTOM 95 PERCENT • And those are 2007 numbers — during the hay day of those evil, regressive Bush tax cuts.

FREE FALL • Øbama’s popularity on a downward trajectory faster than Bush and … wait for it … Carter!

WHERE’S WILLIAM WALLACE WHEN YOU REALLY NEED HIM? • Scottish brewery gets a bad rap for making good beer. Freeeeeeedom!

THE NEW RELIGION OF FIRST WORLD URBAN ELITES • ‘Anthropogenic global warming is little more than a con trick on the public perpetrated by fundamentalist environmentalists and callously adopted by politicians and government officials who love nothing more than an issue that causes public anxiety.’