Lungren goes all ‘Music Man’ on the House floor

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Lungren goes all ‘Music Man’ on the House floor

By Tom Chambers • 12:31 p.m. July 26, 2009 • 0 Comments • 0 Trackbacks

Tags: california, dan lungren, economy

U.S. Rep. Dan Lungren, R-CA, used the one-minute speech time this week to play off “The Music Man.”

And you thought C-SPAN was boring.

It really is amazing that Lungren lost his gubernatorial bid to one of the most boring politicians of all time.

Don’t just sit there, say something!

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WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? And let’s not even get started with the ’40 acres and a mule’ promise.

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THERE’S A REASON I DON’T DRUNK TEXT IN CHINA • Well, in addition to not, you know, being in China.

HOPE AND CHANGE GOES LIMP AGAIN • Apparently, not as many got it on on Election Night as thought (or maybe they just killed their babies at Planned Parenthood).

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Lungren goes all ‘Music Man’ on the House floor

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