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Earth Day closeout: Dead trees
& dead puppies

By Tom Chambers • 11:34 p.m. April 22, 2009 • 0 Comments • 0 Trackbacks

Tags: dead puppies, earth day, hippies

Via @justin_hart on Twitter: “Hippies Wail for Dead Trees”

I want to mourn the loss … of all the old grove … trees I’ve seen and tell them that we love them and that we don’t want them to die. That there are some people here who do care!

So, I want you to know that, trees. That we care!

Of course, dead trees is the perfect transition into dead puppies.

My favorite answer:

If I could figure out a way to kill it without my conscience haunting me, I think I would do it … for, well, I mean, a trillion …

But then again, dead puppies aren’t much fun:

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Don’t just sit there, say something!

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