Gary Graham at Big Hollywood has a great post, “Quick!!! While He’s Outta the Country, Let’s Change it Back to ‘America’!!!!!!!”

He starts with:

The Prez has flown to England and there’s only one thing to do while he’s gone: Let’s get our country back. Okay, it’s not going to be easy, there are a lot of hurdles.  I’m pretty sure I can take Harry Reid, Chris Dodd, Chuck Schumer, Maxine Waters, and that puffball press secretary Gibbs.  Multiple adversary bash-a-thon!!!   Hai-Yah!!

Barney Frank I ain’t touchin’… I’m not a homophobe; I simply suffer from an irrational childhood fear of Elmer Fudd.

After recounting the direction President Obama is taking our country, Graham concludes:

Does this ‘crisis’ justify transforming the most successful nation in the history of mankind into some socialist Euro-trash model of twisted central-authority collectivist oligarchy??

My fellow Americans…all I can say now is…

Quick!   Before he gets back.  Let’s do it!  We’ve only got eight days.  He’s going on a five-country Apology Tour, meeting with countries upset over 1) the Iraq War, and 2) treatment of enemy combatants at Gitmo.  He’s got a lot of groveling and appeasing to do, but he’s coming back in just over a week, so we’ve got to act fast!  He’s already screwed this nation up almost beyond recognition, and it won’t be easy.  We’ve got to restore our country so that Liberty, not government is the predominant force.  We must re-institute Capitalism as the primary engine of Freedom, and put government back into its proper role – an institution that works for us, not against us.

Let’s not forget that many of the solutions being proposed and pursued by Obama and the Democrats in Congress have been tried — and failed — in Europe, so why attempt the same thing here?

Exit question: Under Bush we saw the rise of the “neocons” — meaning neo-conservatives. What do we call this bunch? “Neosocs” — pronounced “ne0-sox”? Or how about “neososhs”? What about “neocommies” for “neo-communists”? Or “neocoms”? Nah, that would be too easily confused with neocon.

Anyway, check out Graham’s piece, it’s worth the read.