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This must be a joke

By Tom Chambers • 8:52 a.m. March 1, 2009 • 1 Comment • 0 Trackbacks

Tags: economy, obama, stupid laws

Check out the cover of President Obama’s budget he proposed last week:

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“A New Era of Responsibility” is the name of his budget? With deficits into the trillions and up to at least $500 billion till 2019? Is he kidding me? Or is he, as Joe Scarborough said on “Meet the Press” this morning, suspending the rules of arithmetic?

Sure, it’s time for resonsibility, but we can also pay off the unions, start nationalized health care, roll back welfare reform and jump into the liberal dunk tank of spending without worrying about who’s going to fit the bill.

It’s a good thing I’m heading to Vegas for the Nightclub and Bar Show this week — this is getting so ridiculous, I need a drink.

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Ted at 2:52 p.m. March 1, 2009:

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